Posted in Poems

Make Sure It’s Kosher

If my phone doesn’t work
it’s like having a baby—
I jest.

The hardest thing for me is that
you don’t look very Jewish.
Here’s all the information that I have:

  1. He’s out for blood.
  2. Picklebacks for everyone!
  3. Don’t judge that person.

Ok ok ok OKAAAAAAAY!

I’m gonna get you your chowder, you damn freak!

-11.21.16

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Trying to find the right words.

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